Useless Stats: Seamus and Justin reclaim Burton dominance in the absence of Dallas and Kyle. Seamus blasts 25 points while Justin falls right behind with 23. Oliver returns to strong defensive form with eleven assists and Graeme also pick up double-digits in that category. Lee, however, licked a giant donkey cock all session (hence his eagerness to have the session discounted when the stats didn�t come in right away). Nathan makes his 2005 debut with an excellent .815. Chris is slowly coming around with a .780. The season scoring race is already a giant battle-for second. Seamus moves into second in season scoring ahead of K.J., 19 points behind Dallas. Justin shoots up to fourth as Lee falls to seventh behind Oliver. Seamus becomes the second player this year to hit 50 goals (K.J. needs two) while Justin passes Kyle for fourth. Oliver is just one point behind Dallas in assists, 49-48. Seamus jumps to third ahead of Lee with Justin and K.J. tied for fifth. Lee passes Kyle for fourth in shots. Nathan finally debuts this year in second in save percentage at .815, fourth in saves at 106 and tied for fourth in games goaltended at seven. He is the third goalie to post a shutout this year. Justin jumps from fifth to third in PPG and Seamus moves up to fourth. Seamus passes Troy for fourth in GPG while K.J. falls to sixth. Lee falls from first to third in APG as Dallas takes over that category. Nathan now leads in saves-per-game with 15.1. Seamus� 25 session points is tied for fourth-highest this year while his 16 goals are third-highest. Nathan�s .815 is the third-best tally of the year, as are his 106 saves; Chris�s 99 saves are fourth. Seamus moves to third in three-star points and Justin to fourth. Chris� 621 saves already stand as the fifth-highest total in a single season. On the all-time front, Justin needs 21 points for 600 while Seamus needs 19 for 500. K.J. passes Joe for 11th in points and needs seven to catch Robert in tenth. Justin is twenty goals behind Oliver for second all-time. K.J. passes Bernie for seventh in goals and is just two behind Joe in sixth. Laird is seven behind Rob for ninth in goals and needs another after that for 200. Seamus needs nine assists to tie Lee for fifth all-time; Laird is two behind Seamus. Chris needs 82 saves for 2000. Justin becomes the fifth player in Burton history to reach 300 games; he is one behind Lorne for fourth on the all-time list. Chris enters the top ten in games played and is three behind Stefan for ninth; Graeme and K.J. are right behind him. Nathan passes Joern for third in games goaltended. Nathan moves into third in all-time shutouts. K.J. passes Joe for 12th, breaks the 100-assist barrier and needs three to pass Simon. Graeme also breaks 100-assists, passes Joe and is just three behind K.J. Justin is second in all-time 10-goal sessions with 17 while Seamus moves into a tie with Rob for fourth with 12. Amazingly, this was Seamus� first ever 15-goal session. Justin ties Lorne for third in all-time 10-assist sessions with eight. Oliver ties Lee for second in all-time 15-pointers with 21 with Justin right behind at 20 and Seam at 17. K.J.�s 15-pointer streak ends at three. Seamus ties Rob for third in 20-pointers with Justin right behind with nine. Seamus now has back-to-back 20-pointers. Oliver�s consecutive session streak moves to 16 while Chris�s moves to 10. Nathan and Chris each post their 13th 80-save sessions, two behind Laird all-time (ten straight for Chris, three straight for Nathan). Both goalies have back-to-back 90-save sessions and Nathan has back-to-back 100-save sessions. Justin is five points behind Lee for second in all-time three-star points while Seamus breaks 200 and is fifteen points behind Ollie for fourth. Dallas is way ahead in the SDF rankings, his seventh session on top. Lee falls to fourth behind Seamus. Next week will be a historic occasion as Bernie falls off the SDF, leaving Oliver the only player to be ranked in every session. Nathan�s stellar session send him flying back up the GDF to reclaim number one, his seventh session total. Brodie and Chris fall to second and third while Laird falls off completely.

Burton Cup: The absence of Dallas means Republic of Ireland closes to within 13 points of the North Kootenay Falcons. Shitty play from Lee allowed Justin to lift Government Hill Lords past the Bourques almost into third ahead of the still-close Easton Aluminum. Lee also plummets from second to fifth in the individual classification behind Justin, Ollie and Seamus. You can check out all the mind-numbing statistics by clicking the Records and Honours link on the top of the home page.