So, Saturday was the Pat show. Pat pretty much made us all look like pylons, and well, when we would finally keep him in check, he would shoot a slap shot from his own end that would find its way to the top shelf of the net. Anyway, it was still a fun session that probably made the goalies look worse than they actually were (stats-wise). Stefan was playing at half power, and actually wasn't able to play in the final game as he was recovering from Sasquatch (and all the strange bugs he picked up there).

Today, there was everyone else, and then there was Pat. Dominating a session like no one has done in five seasons of Vancouver Roller Hockey, he utterly and totally annihilated the competition today, scoring 23 goals and adding ten assists in the seven games for 33 points (on just 55 shots!), the highest total seen in Burton Hockey since Dallas Sinclair scored 33 in March of 2005. The next closest was Oliver at a comparatively paltry 18 points (even as usual, 9-and-9). Lorne was just a point behind Oliver, scoring 13 goals and adding four assists. Needless to say, the Pat show destroyed the goaltending. Bron limped to the finish line ahead of Joern, .713-709. Joern only had six more saves than Pat had shots.

Here are the game scores:
Pat Oliver Bernie Joern def. Lorne Stefan Jordan Bron 5-3 5-2
Pat Bernie Jordan Bron def. Oliver Stefan Lorne Joern 5-0 5-4
Pat Oliver Bernie Joern def. Lorne Stefan Jordan Bron 5-3 5-3
Pat Oliver Joern def. Lorne Joern Bernie Bron 5-4

With a BUSH session occuring on the same weekend, you can proceed yo the 31 May boxscore for the usual statistical analysis.